08-14-2011, 01:27 AM
A man, his father, and his grandfather are ready to start a round of golf. The starter walks up and asks if he could pair the men up with a fourth. Though they are hesitant, the men accept. Soon, a beautiful blonde woman walks to the tee and they all start the round.
The woman is playing perfectly and is even par on the last hole. Eyeing her 15-foot putt for birdie, she asks the men for some advice.
"I have never shot under par," she says. "And whoever gives me the best advice so that I can make this putt will get a blow job."
The son hops up and says: "You should aim three inches left and hit it pretty hard."
His dad interrupts: "No, no. Hit it four inches to the left and softly."
The grandfather walks up, stares at the ball for awhile and says, "Pick it up. It's a gimmie."
(ok it's not really a golf joke, but that's the advice I'd give to!)
The woman is playing perfectly and is even par on the last hole. Eyeing her 15-foot putt for birdie, she asks the men for some advice.
"I have never shot under par," she says. "And whoever gives me the best advice so that I can make this putt will get a blow job."
The son hops up and says: "You should aim three inches left and hit it pretty hard."
His dad interrupts: "No, no. Hit it four inches to the left and softly."
The grandfather walks up, stares at the ball for awhile and says, "Pick it up. It's a gimmie."
(ok it's not really a golf joke, but that's the advice I'd give to!)