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Why did god create Adam before he created Eve?


Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
Psychology - even the spelling messes with your head.

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My mate has been impossibly demanding since she got a job as a maths teacher.

I guess there's just no pleasing sum people.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute? Well, you got to hand it to her.
How can a woman scare a gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
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