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Banking Crisis:
Following the problems in the Eurozone, uncertainty has once again hit Japan.

In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

While Samurai Bank are soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank are reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

Fuji Bank has a mountain to climb if they are to survive this crisis and the statements from the Sudoku bank have been quite puzzling.

Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.

As the with all holiday we are approaching the Christmas Crackdown on drunk drinking. I would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving.(something never to be taken lightly)

As some of you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.

Well, I have done something about it:

A couple of nights ago I was out for a few drinks with some pals and had a few too many whiskeys as well as beers and some rather nice claret; but knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before - I took a bus home.

I arrived back safely and without incident which was a real surprise, since I had never driven a bus before and have no idea where I got it from.

Our Municipal Transit department collected the bus from outside my house, no questions !!!

Some random thoughts:

1. Money cannot buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.


2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.


3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.


4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.


5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk