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This is not ad ad, open a second window and paste in your browser. It's funny

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We all know that you have to clean the inside of your aquarium occasionally. This is usually done with a magnetic brush attached to the inside of the aquarium and it's controlled with a magnetic wand from the outside.

Well, now there's a similar tool for cleaning the inside of your monitor, which is controlled by moving your mouse.

You may have seen it at a computer store or on TV. Maybe you've even
have used it before, but it's time to use it again!!

Click below, It really works!! You'll see a lot brighter.

GO TO.....

>>http://www.25-88.com/clean_your_monitor/brush.swf

if that one doesn't work, try this one (from another site)

http://www.toilette-humor.com/adult_humo...reen.shtml

At our age it is important that we keep up to date on health news so I thought I should share this one with you.

Essential health information!!

Works for women too.....



Read all of this and then click on exercises below!




HEART EXERCISES

You may want to consider adding these exercises to your rehab regimen as I have.

Comments from others include:

• I was breathless after the third exercise [/*]
• Do these slowly [/*]
• Not for the faint of heart [/*]
• "Some good advice for us ageing guys"

[/*]


Your Heart needs to be exercised. See below

Here are the latest exercises approved by the Heart Association

CLICK EACH EXERCISE BELOW (Allow proper time for exercises to work)

Exercise 1

Exercise 2

Exercise 3

Exercise 4

Exercise 5

Now, you see why I feel better already?

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I thought about putting this under sports jokes - It's a video about how to hit a golf ball.

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/golftip-p1.php

This is an ad for paper - but I'm sure you will just love their way of doing it!

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/4598/office_copier/

This I young lady I would love to see more of.

Not an external link, but I thought it should go here.

For years the conventional wisdom has been that the best treatment for a black eye is to put a piece of raw meat on it. Scientific studies have proven that while the raw meat helps reduce the swelling and aids in the healing process, using a cold steak actually delays the recovery of broken blood vessels that cause the black and blue marks around the eyes. These same studies have shown that application of warm, soft, and tender meat is the most effective in helping the eyes to recover from the damage.


So, the next time you get a black eye, here's how to treat it.....
Administer treatment 'till pain & swelling are gone...

Note: This is no longer available on their home page, but you can get various fun tests once you sign up. I'm leaving the link for any members that might want to look at it.

Below is a link to an Atlanta web site call HOTLANTA. Using their default answers it provides in part the following results:

"During the time period specified, you had sex 156 times. Your total time having sex was 2 days, 4 hours and 9 minutes.

http://www.hotlanta.com/SexMileage.asp?S...ID=4980279

As always I try to make sure the links are safe before posting any external linked joke.

I'm sure by now, everyone has heard the complaint about the new airport security machine that has raised privacy concerns. Here is a example of the machine in use! Just move your mouse over the young lady.

http://home.chello.no/~siamak.javid/etc/...curity.swf