Erotic Adult Vacation

Full Version: Kicking off the year with 3 points.
You're currently viewing a stripped down version of our content. View the full version with proper formatting.
3 points today and we are on our way upwards again.
There was much more purpose and zest from Leeds than they had shown for many weeks.....

Come on Leeds.....
The Margarita LUSC up and running, and what better way to start than with a win at home against Coventry. Leeds weren't outstanding but played much better than they have for months. Eddie Lewis had a good game and hit the woodwork a couple of times apart from contributing to the goals.

The transfer merry-go-round has started: Horsefield and Ehiogu have gone back to their clubs after loan spells. Butler has been released. Elliot comes in from Sunderland and Heath has also signed up until the end of the season.

Let's hope Leeds can build on this win and get themselves out of the relegation zone, then we can worry about building a promotion side.

Whatever happens we'll keep the white flag flying high!

Paul, I take it SS Y.R.A. will be "christened" in Feb .....................................................

Tex wrote:
Quote:Paul, I take it SS Y.R.A. will be "christened" in Feb.....................................................

Yes mate, I have sent for my YRA flag, my Dad arrives next week so I have him searching for it. I am also having a plank made so anyone brave enough to wear red will either have to walk or be keel hauled.
Excellent!

Perhaps we could also employ the yardarm as a punishment? All miscreants should be subjected to all three punishments, that way we can judge which will be the most effective deterrent to would be wearers of red. Naturaly this will all be filmed and can be used as a warning message to others visiting the island.

The SS Y.R.A. will be the LUFC version of the Black Pearl striking fear into all those prone to wearing red whilst sailing the Caribbean seas .........................................
I know of a few whips in one of the girls rooms, maybe we could administer the cat 'o' 9 tails for all red wearers.
On a serious note Rich, I get to the resort last month, there was a party on. The first girl I see is dressed in Red and White. Ana went ape shit with me, but hey they know the rules. Wear the red and work elsewhere. She says I am childish. But who gives a toss.

And for all those who think we're daft, this is where I come from and I am proud of it.
http://www.kippaxvillage.ukf.net/Local%20News.htm
As well as lots of history we are also The official site of the Flat Earth Society.

Enjoy
Nice! Like your style and thinking with the "cat".

Fully understand the dismissal and more than justified, can't have people flagrantly disregarding the rules!

A Jock mate of mine married a lass from Bramley (where I'm from) but didn't aquaint himself with the basic dos and donts of Yorkshire etiquette. First year of marriage, Valentines day he orders her 12 red roses as a surprise. Imagine his surprise when the Interflora geezer turns up and she says to him, and I quote, "If you think I'm having red roses in this house you can fuck off". A lesson there for all those attending the Valentines Party in Feb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And before any of you out there ask - yes the War of the Roses is still going on.
Yeah, she got me some tennis socks, the ones you wear with trainers, fuck if they didn't have 2 small red stripes on top. That was it mate, out they went, straight in the bin. It's difficult to explain to people who will never understand what it means to be a Yorkie.

How many Manchester Utd. fans does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the bulb, one to buy the "1997 lightbulb changing" commemorative T-shirt and video, and one to drive the other two back to Torquay.


What has Old Trafford on a Saturday afternoon at 4.45pm got in common with Wormwood Scrubs?
They are both full of cockneys trying to get out.



Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?
They had pictures of Manchester United Players on them ... and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
Reference URL's